Sunday, February 11, 2007

A feminist who likes to fuck

"I'm a feminist who likes to fuck." That's how I sometimes respond to people when they contact me. See if they can really handle me. No that doesn't mean I'll fuck anyone. No that doesn't mean, I want you to tell me you want to fuck me "hard" or "all night." I also don't want you to tell me you want to "eat my pussy." Let's make this experience fun. Let's make this experience unique. Let's get EACH OTHER off. Not just you. I don't want to be in the porn you're thinkin' we're going to act out. Almost all of the sex I've seen in porn has not looked very erotic. Those are the kinds of things I think about with more than half of the responses I get. But it's not a big deal. I get about 5 emails every day. That ends up being about 35 a week. Of those, there might be ONE that I'm willing to pursue. What do I base my decisions on? First is looks. What can I say. This is my time to be a extravagent slut. I might as well fuck some guys who get me excited. Looks are not the only thing though. You can look really good but say something either boring or offensive and I won't respond. Well. Unless you're really hot. But then I have to think about how excrutiating it would be to interact with you. Even sexual affairs must only be about 10-20% actual sex. You talk some before and after. You do the obligatory dinner or drinks. Well at least at the beginning. Then it can shift into bootie call mode. I IM'd Republican boy at 11 pm and told him to come over and take a bath with me. It was the most delicous moment ever. He'd just been working on his car and had grease on his face. Oh my god. it was so awesome. We got clean together and then got really really dirty. Mmmmmmm. Oh by the way. I have found myself saying mmmmmmm more in the last four months than ever. It's a part of online IM flirting. It is just so useful for so many contexts. And it only requires one hand!